Annoying Questions Girls Ask AND ANSWERS

1.Are u a player??
Ans: Yes, manchester united wants to sign me next season do dey xpect us 2 say yes??

2. why do u want my pin?
Ans: i want to use it to burst balloon.

3. can u die 4 me?
Ans: i thought Jesus already did, abi na so your sins plenty?

4. My Bis will soon expire, wat am I going to do?
Ans: Return the bb to the seller and get a nokia torch

5. IF i sleep over hope nothing funny will happen?
Ans: mumu, we would just perform night vigil......... Dull children