This is your 1st time (very funny)

A couple had never fought in 25 years ..
A friend asked the husband - "
How do you manage? "

Husband replied - It all started when we went on a honeymoon to south africa for horse-riding... ­ During the horse ride ,the horse my wife was riding jumped and she fell,she got up ,patted it and said "This is your 1st time !"

After a while ,it happened again.She got up & said "This is your 2nd time" . When it happened the 3rd time she took out a gun and shot it

I shouted at her "Oh MY GOD! YOU PSYCHO. You killed the horse" ..she gave me a grave look & said "This is your 1st time"

Ever since then we've been very happy !