Akpors stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

Akpors stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How
long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and
said,"About 2 hours." Akpors left.

A few days later the same Akpors stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3
hours."
Akpors left.


A week later, Akpors stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How
long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an
hour only." Akpors left.

The barber turned to a friend and
said, "Ochuko, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then
he never comes back".

A little while later, Ochuko
returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when ever he leaves
here?"

Ochuko (laughing)
"To your wife at home."

The barber fainted.